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A message from Octavian Nothing, Democratic presidential candidate
Brethren and patriots of our vaunted nation: Having decimated the rampant scourge of smallpox and heaved off the yoke of Mother England (the term so used by myself in ironic jest, for not hardly could...
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A message from Joey Pigza, Democratic presidential candidate
I’m not going to lie: being “wired” runs in my family. I always need to be active, so quick access to doctors and the right meds and Band-Aids is really important to keep me calm. My mom taught me to...
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A message from Charlotte A. Cavatica, Democratic presidential candidate
Salutations! With my long history of literacy outreach, it’s no surprise that I am a lover of words. A brighter future for our nation depends on a single, exceptional word: E-D-U-C-A-T-I-O-N. We all...
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A message from Heather, Democratic presidential candidate
Thank you. Yes, Mamas Jane and Kate are doing fine, still doctoring and hammering away at the SisterCrone Retirement Village, so you know I’m not about to let anything happen to Social Security...
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KidLit Election 2012: Democratic primary polls OPEN NOW
Our Democratic candidates Octavian Nothing, Joey Pigza, Charlotte A. Cavatica, and Heather have presented their presidential platforms for your consideration. Now it’s time to exercise your right to...
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KidLit Election 2012: Democratic primary results are in!
The Democratic party is honored to announce the 2012 election ticket: presidential nominee Charlotte A. Cavatica and running mate Octavian Nothing. Despite a valiant voter drive on the part of Mr....
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Breaking news: Democratic candidate Cavatica “bloodthirsty”?
Democratic presidential candidate Charlotte A. Cavatica addresses allegations from animal rights groups: “Recently animal rights advocates have expressed concerns about my diet and my so-called...
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